Colton Quotes in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

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Colton: Look, I know things can be hectic with the wedding, but you know if you get stressed out, just do what I do. Snort Zoloft, okay?

-- Colton
Harold Lee: Hey, I ran into Todd at Whitaker's, of course. He told me, uh, you got a job working for the government!
Colton: Yeah! Yeah, President Bush and my dad were in the same fraternity!
Kumar Patel: [under his breath] Oh, sheesh.
Colton: When he gave my dad that appointment in the Defense Department, I became his right hand man.
Kumar Patel: Douche.

-- Colton

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