Lt. Derek Davis Quotes in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

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Lt. Derek Davis Quotes:

  • Lt. Derek Davis: All right. Cockmeat sandwich time. You know the drill.

    Terrorist #1: [referring to Harold and Kumar] What about them? They just got here.

    Lt. Derek Davis: Hmph. Big Bob's looking after them.

    Terrorist #2: Big Bob.

    Terrorist #1: Big Bob!

    Terrorist #2: [to Harold and Kumar] Hope you like doughnuts.

  • Kumar Patel: I fucked up, okay? And I always fuck up. I am a fuck up!

    Harold Lee: You think?

    Kumar Patel: Harold, you're my best friend, dude. You mean the world to me, man. I love you.

    Lt. Derek Davis: [coughing] Queers.

    Kumar Patel: And I promise you if we figure out a way to get out of this, I'm gonna change, okay? It's not just going to be about Kumar all the time. It's going to be about Kumar and Harold.

    Harold Lee: Harold and Kumar.

    Kumar Patel: I kind of like the first way better.

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