Detective Caldwell Quotes in U.S. Marshals (1998)

[Roberts is being interrogated by the police]

Detective Caldwell: Mr. Warren, we seem to have a small discrepancy here.

[passes a file across the sheet; the photo is obviously not Roberts]

Mark J. Sheridan: Oh, let me help you with that: uh, that's not me.

Detective Caldwell: Yeah, we caught that. Uh, you're aware that it's illegal to carry a handgun in Chicago?

Mark J. Sheridan: [laughs] Come on. You ever tried towing a car on the Dan Ryan at three o'clock in the morning without a handgun?

Detective Caldwell: What about East 42nd and First Avenue in New York City?

Mark J. Sheridan: What about it?

Detective Caldwell: Ever been there?

Mark J. Sheridan: No.

Detective Caldwell: Never?

Mark J. Sheridan: Never!

[the detective takes off his glasses]

Detective Caldwell: Hmm. Then you wouldn't know anything about the double homicide that took place there last December?

Mark J. Sheridan: Obviously not.

Detective Caldwell: That's interesting. 'Cause the prints we took off of you flag this.

[shows Sheridan another sheet]

Detective Caldwell: Federal arrest warrant, for Mark Roberts. Prints from the crime scene match yours.

Mark J. Sheridan: This is bullshit.