Alley Thug Quotes in The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?

Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.

Alley Thug: Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?

Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.

Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?

Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.

Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.

Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?

Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.

Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.

Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.