Deputy Virginia Morris Quotes in Moving Violations (1985)
Deputy Virginia Morris Quotes:
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Dana Cannon: [coming into classroom as if he were the instructor] All right people, settle down, take your seats, thank you...
[to kid wearing red shirt]
Dana Cannon: That means you too, Red.
[to black man with dredlocks]
Dana Cannon: Hey man, I've got all your albums, you're the greatest! All right, everybody stand up, please! Everybody up, c'mon!
[to Wink Barnes, who refuses]
Dana Cannon: You! In the back! You waiting for a special invitation?
Wink Barnes: [leaning back in his chair] You talkin' to me?
Dana Cannon: Yes, you too! Uppity-up-up-up!
[he rises]
Dana Cannon: You're gonna like this! C'mon! Now, breathe in...
[class members take deep breath in]
Dana Cannon: ... blow out
[they blow out]
Dana Cannon: . Breathe in, blow out. That's it. Now, shake it out
[all wiggle]
Dana Cannon: Good.
[Deputies Halik and Morris enter]
Dana Cannon: Now, if the women will all be so kind as to take off all their clothes, we can get things rolling.
Deputy Halik: Sit DOWN, Mr. Cannon!
Dana Cannon: Wait, wait. Could it be?
[to camera]
Dana Cannon: How big a coincidence is this?
[singing song]
Dana Cannon: Reunited, 'cause it feels so good!
[class collectively laughs]
Deputy Halik: We're your traffic school instructors!
Dana Cannon: Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro-acid rain rally?
Deputy Virginia Morris: Sit down before I mold your face into an ashtray.
Dana Cannon: See, all you had to do was ask nicely.
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Deputy Virginia Morris: What is this powder?
Dana Cannon: Fertilizer.
Deputy Virginia Morris: [disgustedly spits it out] Ughhhh! Shit!
Dana Cannon: Exactly!
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Deputy Halik: I got my promotion.
Deputy Virginia Morris: I got my period.
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