Joan Pudillo Quotes in Moving Violations (1985)

Terrence 'Doc' Williams: [voice-over] Drain out all the water, take in plenty of oil, grease up that back end, get out on the highway and go at full speed for about ten miles. See how it feels.

Joan Pudillo: No-one's ever mentioned this to me before.

Joan Pudillo: How can I be a hypochondriac when I'm sick all the time?

[Upon seeing the wrecked track, caused by Scott and rigged by Halik, the class automatically fails the course; The class walks from the course feeling devastated]

Spencer Popadophalos: We didn't do so hot.

Dana Cannon: How about "We all failed"?

Joan Pudillo: My God, we're never gonna drive again.

Scott Greeber: I don't believe it.

Jeff Roth: That's it. My Dad's coming back in town tomorrow. I'm dead

[Halik and Morris approaches]

Deputy Halik: Too bad. Tough break. If I were you, I'd get used to public transportation.