Deputy Trudy Wiegel Quotes in Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Shut up, nigger.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Can't you just give me a pity fuck?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I'm pooping!

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Why was your hand on my dick?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno.

Terry: Heavy on the assador!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Terry, we're in no mood for your hijinx. Are you getting on the bus or not?

Terry: I'm not getting on that bus. A: it smells like farts. B: I've got my own jet that I got for Flagday to take me back home. So you wanna ride in the fart-mobile or do you wanna ride with me?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I had to pee, so I did the pullover thing, but I think I dribbled.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Does anybody have any ideas?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What about... a phone... you can smell through...

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: God Terry, what are you covered in?

Terry: Oh that's... Apple Martini lube.