Deputy Clementine Johnson Quotes in Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Jeff Spoder: Johnson! Last words?

Deputy Clementine Johnson: [sigh] Legalize it.

Deputy Clementine Johnson: Let me in, I don't have a key to this door.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It's open. You ok?

Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh, I'm in love.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, you've got a bandage on your teat.

Deputy Clementine Johnson: A love bandage.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, I mean an ace bandage.

Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!

Deputy Clementine Johnson: You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Uh oh, yeast infection time!

Deaf Tattoo Artist: [pointing to Clementine's crotch] You got anything down there?

Deputy Clementine Johnson: Actually, I have nothing down there. Just like a Barbie.