Lieutenant Jim Dangle Quotes in Reno 911!: Miami (2007)
Lieutenant Jim Dangle Quotes:
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle: This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.
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Deputy Travis Junior: I just had the weirdest dream.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
[hits a porto-potty]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: [cheerfully] Nobody in it!
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[repeated line]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: What the fuck, man?
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Why was your hand on my dick?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500!
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Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us...
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.
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Deputy Clementine Johnson: Let me in, I don't have a key to this door.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It's open. You ok?
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh, I'm in love.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, you've got a bandage on your teat.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: A love bandage.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, I mean an ace bandage.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!
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Deputy Clementine Johnson: You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Uh oh, yeast infection time!
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Does anybody have any ideas?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What about... a phone... you can smell through...
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Jeff Spoder: Any last words?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Ummm... Uhhhh... Ummm He liked it? NO! Wait!
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle: What the fuck.
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