Lieutenant Jim Dangle Quotes in Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

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Lieutenant Jim Dangle Quotes:

  • Lieutenant Jim Dangle: This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.

  • Deputy Travis Junior: I just had the weirdest dream.

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?

    [hits a porto-potty]

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: [cheerfully] Nobody in it!

  • [repeated line]

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: What the fuck, man?

  • Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Why was your hand on my dick?

    Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500!

  • Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us...

    Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest.

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.

    Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.

  • Deputy Clementine Johnson: Let me in, I don't have a key to this door.

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It's open. You ok?

    Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh, I'm in love.

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, you've got a bandage on your teat.

    Deputy Clementine Johnson: A love bandage.

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, I mean an ace bandage.

    Deputy Clementine Johnson: Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!

  • Deputy Clementine Johnson: You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Uh oh, yeast infection time!

  • Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Does anybody have any ideas?

    Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What about... a phone... you can smell through...

  • Jeff Spoder: Any last words?

    Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Ummm... Uhhhh... Ummm He liked it? NO! Wait!

  • Lieutenant Jim Dangle: What the fuck.

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