Mrs. Loretta Houk Quotes in Moving Violations (1985)

Mrs. Loretta Houk: [sitting on the front of a urinal] What's a man doing in the Ladies Room?

Dana Cannon: This is the Men's Room, Mrs. Houk.

Mrs. Loretta Houk: Oh.

[beat]

Mrs. Loretta Houk: Why is my back all wet?

Dana Cannon: So instead of pissing and moaning about how bad off we are, let's zero in on the guy who made sure we'd never drive again. Let's get the guy who screwed us. Let's get Halik!

Mrs. Loretta Houk: Yeah fuck him! Rip his nuts off!

Mrs. Loretta Houk: [after throwing a flare in the trunk of a car and setting it ablaze] Did I do something wrong?

Dana Cannon: Not from where I stand.

Dana Cannon: [to Mrs. Houk who is standing watch] Did you see anybody?

Mrs. Loretta Houk: I don't know.

Dana Cannon: Good.

[Mrs. Houk, who has been drinking, lets out a huge belch]

[the class are all at Dana's place, drinking beer and sulking in sadness]

Terrence 'Doc' Williams: I'm in the car business and I can't drive.

Spencer Popadophalos: We're screwed. We got shafted.

Jeff Roth: My Dad's gonna kill me.

Wink Barnes: Not if we get to him first.

Scott Greeber: Let's face it. We're never gonna drive again.

Dana Cannon: Wait a minute here! I can't believe I'm hearing this. You think we're finished, washed up, history? Well, I've got news for ya: It's not over till it's over! Look at Michael Jackson. His hair caught on fire. Did he give up? No. He called the fire department and went on a Victory tour. All right. Now instead of pissing and moaning about how bad off we are, let's zero in on the guy who made sure we'd never drive again. Let's get the guy who screwed us. Let's get Halik!

Mrs. Loretta Houk: [drunk] Yeah, fuck him! Rip his nuts off!

Dana Cannon: All right, I think she's had enough to drink, but she's right. Let's get some beers. Let's go get him! Come on! Right now!