Dave Marshak Quotes in Ski School (1990)

Dave Marshak: Welcome to my kingdom. I will bed you all before the night is through.

Dave Marshak: It's not how far you go, it's how go you far.

Dave Marshak: Fitz, you get beer. Ed, you get... beer. Johnny, you get laid.

Dave Marshak: We party here.

Fitz: We party big.

Ed: We party now.

Dave Marshak: Does anyone have a problem with that ?

[pointing to a girl passing in a bikini ]

Dave Marshak: Half-naked girls walking around at 9am ? Last year they were completely naked at this time ! Do you think she's gonna wear all that all day ? Or... she'll be back... for a 5:30 hot-tub ?

Dave Marshak: [dancing tha lambada with a girl ] I could dance with you 'till the cows come home... Better still , I could dance with the cows 'till you come home! Oh Christ , I've *come*!

Dave Marshak: No, with you, the clock, goodbye.

Dave Marshak: Don't get caught pumping up a flat dog.

Dave Marshak: Gotta be careful there, Steve, skiing is a very dangerous sport.

Dave Marshak: Dave buys the farm.

Dave Marshak: I wet myself... I love a good fork story!

Dave Marshak: CHICKEN DANCE!

Dave Marshak: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!