Dave Markowitz Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)
Dave Markowitz Quotes:
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Dave Markowitz: Cup cakes anyone?
Dave Markowitz: Cup cakes! Hey, right on time. Jo these are smokin'.
[to Bobbie]
Dave Markowitz: Why can't you make stuff like this?
Bobbie Markowitz: Why don't you?
Dave Markowitz: Because I have a penis.
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[last lines]
Dave Markowitz: Hey, you guys. Which aisle is quilted paper towels? If I don't get the right kind, my wife's gonna kill me.
Supermarket Announcer: No talking, keep shopping.
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Dave Markowitz: Hey, Kresby-man.
Walter Kresby: Hey Dave.
Joanna Eberhard: How do you know each other?
Dave Markowitz: Men's Association.
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Walter Kresby: We should get moving.
Dave Markowitz: Yeah, we got a meeting at the Men's Association.
Joanna Eberhart: When will you be home, honey?
Walter Kresby: [Dave makes a face at Walter] When I'm home.
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Characters on The Stepford Wives (2004)
- Claire Wellington
- Walter Kresby
- Joanna Eberhart
- Stepford Wife
- Bobbi Markowitz
- Mike Wellington
- Bobbie Markowitz
- Roger Bannister
- Joanna Eberhard
- Max Markowitz
- Kimberly Kresby
- Ted Van Sant
- Vic Stevens
- Stan Peters
- Charmaine Van Sant
- Helen Devlin
- Supermarket Announcer
- Additional Stepford Wife
- Sarah Sunderson
- Jerry Harmon
- Refrigerator