Mrs. Coplin Quotes in Flirting with Disaster (1996)
Mrs. Coplin Quotes:
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Mrs. Coplin: [hearing the name Schlicting on the phone] The Shit Kings?
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Mrs. Coplin: Why does he have to do the Roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?
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Mrs. Coplin: This woman strikes me as being very dangerous.
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Mrs. Coplin: I'm..uh..abrasive, pushy, defensive...my husband is...uh...food-phobic, passive-aggressive...eh?...c'mon!
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Sheriff: Bobby, take these forms back to the office, these release forms and get these nice people their car keys. This is all over here. This is a Federal agent here, and he just told me the whole story about the Shlytings.
Mr. Coplin: Schlitinooks.
Sheriff: Shitkings.
Mrs. Coplin: No, Schlichtings
Sheriff: Well, anyway, it's clear that we have the wrong people here.
Mel: That's what I've been trying to tell this guy for the last half hour.
Mrs. Coplin: Thank God for this Federal agent. And by the way, w-w-why are you not wearing pants?
Agent Paul: I had an experience, that's why.
Mrs. Coplin: What do you mean?
Agent Paul: I resisted at first, and then it evolved and it continues to evolve for me.
Mrs. Coplin: I don't know what the hell he's talking about, but I got some jewelery somewhere, if you please.
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Mrs. Coplin: I told you to watch out for that car!
Mr. Coplin: He was in my blind-spot.
Mrs. Coplin: You could fit the whole state of Wisconsin in your blind-spot.
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