Agent Tony Quotes in Flirting with Disaster (1996)

Agent Tony: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?

Nancy Coplin: My armpit?

Agent Tony: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.

Tina: Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?

Agent Paul: You know, it may be news to you, but not every gay man has, uh, anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.

Agent Tony: For example, I'm very anal. Uh, I-I mean, in, uh, in the sense... that I'm compulsively careful and clean about what touches my body. Not into penetration, at all.

Mel: Okay, do we have to talk about this right now?

Nancy Coplin: Well, why not? Are you a homophobic?

Mel: No, I...

Nancy Coplin: I think it's interesting.

Mel: Really? Well, I think in front of the baby we shouldn't.

Agent Paul: Nancy's just testing the risk factor for sex with Tony, Mel.

Mel: What?

Agent Tony: Paul, don't patronize her.

Agent Paul: I'm not patronizing her.

Agent Tony: She knows that I came of age in the era of AIDS... and even though I'm bisexual I've been incredibly careful, okay? Tested negative three times in the last seven months.

Nancy Coplin: Really?

Agent Paul: Runway ready for takeoff.

Agent Tony: If I remember correctly. Yeah, three times.