Crowley Quotes in Stay Tuned (1992)
Crowley Quotes:
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[Spike is on a chandelier]
Crowley: Oh, incidentally, Spike, nice of you to drop in. Ha ha ha ha... Ah... that's funny.
[He hacks, with his axe, the rope that holds up the chandelier, and Spike falls]
Pierce: I get his parking space.
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[Roy Knable was freed from the guillotine, and Crowley was (still) missing one of his arms and one of his legs]
Crowley: [to Helen and Roy Knable] We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!
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Crowley: [to Pierce] Trust me, Babe, you walked into the right place. Very cushy down here. I mean, you can cool your heels in here for the rest of eternity *if* you kiss the right ass. And let me tell ya', these lips ain't calloused for nothing.
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Crowley: Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Could you fix that thing?
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Crowley: Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to warmer megahertz. Gonna find a channel with sun, funny little drinks with those funny unbrellas, and maybe a dog track.
Crowley: [Crowley checks to see if the wolves took off] All clear.
[a wolf then jumps from the roop onto Crowley and a couple more stars biting him; Crowley yells and screams]
Crowley: [Screaming] I'm already dead! Save her!
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Helen Knable: Let me get this straight. We've been sucked into some kind of TV world?
Roy Knable: Are you saying that that salesman was...
Crowley: Mr. Spike - Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, big brother to the ungrateful dead.
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Executioner: [reading the death sentence] By order of the court...
Crowley: Looks like Spike's gonna make his quota after all. I'm sorry, Mrs. Knable.
Executioner: ...I deliver the soul of the Marquis de Knable to it's RIGHTFUL OWNER!
Spike: Finally, he's mine!
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Crowley: What's the night worth to you anyway, Lash, huh? You and me naked, horizontal and sweaty, huh?
[slurps]
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Crowley: You're gonna love this.
[Unzips his pants]
Crowley: Did the tatooin' myself.
Lash: Isn't that a little... difficult, to read?
Crowley: Nothing a little "romance" couldn't enlarge.
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Crowley: [to Diana about John] Whatever he's looking for he won't find it in Rio.
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Characters on Stay Tuned (1992)
- Roy Knable
- A male spectator
- Another male spectator
- Helen Knable
- Pierce
- At the beginning of the closing credits
- Garf
- One of those soldiers
- The other of those soldiers
- Wrestling Referee
- Silencer of the Lambs
- Voice-over in a commercial for Silencer Of The Lambs
- Robocat
- Voice from the door
- Murray Seidenbaum
- Voice over on one of the HVTV channels
- Darryl Knable
- One of the infidels
- That student
- Guy Squirly
- Diane Knable
- The Exorcisist instructor
- Yogi Beer boy
- His father