Garf Quotes in Stay Tuned (1992)
Garf Quotes:
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Duane: All right. Now, I understand you're searching for your lovely wife Helen... who I truly believe you will find, because good always conquers over evil...
Duane, Garf: [together] Not!
-- Garf -
[Duane and Garf look at Helen Knable in a Devil Dolls magazine]
Garf: She's a vixen, Mr. K.
Duane: Beezle-babe! Tent pole!
-- Garf -
[on the set of Duane's Underworld, a segment of Saturday Nite Dead]
Duane: All right. Welcome to Duane's Underworld, O Father of Lies. I'm your excrement host Duane, and with me as always is my only slightly decaying co-host Garf.
Garf: [lifting up his right armpit] Wifto!
-- Garf -
Roy Knable: You creeps!
Duane: Uh-oh. Extreme close-up on Mr. Knable.
Duane, Garf: [together] Oh!
-- Garf -
Teddy Sanders: We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!
Garf: Hooah!
Kelly Radner: That's actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
-- Garf
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Characters on Stay Tuned (1992)
- Roy Knable
- A male spectator
- Another male spectator
- Helen Knable
- Crowley
- Pierce
- At the beginning of the closing credits
- One of those soldiers
- The other of those soldiers
- Wrestling Referee
- Silencer of the Lambs
- Voice-over in a commercial for Silencer Of The Lambs
- Robocat
- Voice from the door
- Murray Seidenbaum
- Voice over on one of the HVTV channels
- Darryl Knable
- One of the infidels
- That student
- Guy Squirly
- Diane Knable
- The Exorcisist instructor
- Yogi Beer boy
- His father