Darryl Knable Quotes in Stay Tuned (1992)

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Darryl Knable Quotes:

  • [Darryl Knable transmits his voice through the HVTV dish to the set of Off With His Head]

    Darryl Knable: Dad, can you hear me?

    Roy Knable: Darryl? My God!

    One of the infidels: God?

    Helen Knable: Yes! It's... God!

  • [Roy Knable arrives inside a castle]

    Spike: My, my. Now you'll never get back to Kansas.

    [Roy looks behind him and sees that his remote is shattered into pieces]

    Spike: [raising his sword] En garde.

    [Roy gets a wooden stick]

    Spike: Oh, no sword. Have to talk to that prop man.

    [breaks the stick]

    Spike: Right about now, your wife is probably catching that train... right between the eyes. And you let it happen.

    Darryl Knable: [hurling one of Roy's swords towards the HVTV dish] Here it comes, Dad!

    [the sword gets sucked in the dish]

    Spike: I've taken loads of souls... and none more pathetic than yours, Roy. Say good night, Gracie.

    Roy Knable: [catching his sword tossed by Darryl] Not yet.

    [he starts dueling with Spike]

    Roy Knable: You see, I was captain of my junior college fencing team. All right. Co-captain.

  • [Darryl Knable's cap and BMX bike get sucked into the HVTV dish]

    Diane Knable: What are you doing?

    Darryl Knable: Did you see that? That dish, it ate my BMX.

    Diane Knable: Is this some sort of male puberty thing?

  • Diane Knable: [to Darryl] You're pizza topping!

    Darryl Knable: Wait. Mom and Dad are here.

    Diane Knable: They're home?

    Darryl Knable: Well, not exactly.

    [he points to the TV set]

    Darryl Knable: Look.

    [Roy Knable is on TV as a detective]

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