Pierce Quotes in Stay Tuned (1992)
Pierce Quotes:
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[Spike is on a chandelier]
Crowley: Oh, incidentally, Spike, nice of you to drop in. Ha ha ha ha... Ah... that's funny.
[He hacks, with his axe, the rope that holds up the chandelier, and Spike falls]
Pierce: I get his parking space.
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Mark: This is a lie Pierce.
Pierce: Shut up! It's not. It's the new truth.
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Pierce: And, I just want to say now before we get into this, that you are being very critical of pretty much everything I'm coming up with right now, and that's making it a bit hard, I have to say. Just a bit. And I would really appreciate any kind of support, or indeed presence, that you could muster so I didn't feel like I was trudging in a void, like a fucking ghost, alone. Ok? Cheers.
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Pierce: What are you going to do? A frap in the eye, or a fucking clarinet up the hole?
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Pierce: Can you please just tell this woman what has happened in this flat, okay? And, I'm going to make tea. I'm going to make tea.
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Mark: What we *do* have from today is a good story for your script.
Pierce: Who do you want to play you?
Mark: Me, I'm playing me.
Pierce: You're too old.
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[last lines]
Pierce: You okay? I have to get back to this. I have to carry on with this...
-- Pierce -
Pierce: Mark, Mark when I went upstairs there were two people who were not alive in your flat, weren't there?
Mark: Yeah
Pierce: How many are there now?
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Pierce: Is he dead because you did a murder?
-- Pierce -
Jack: Hello Pierce. Smart. Did you get my letter?
Pierce: Look, you're supposed to send this shit to me, okay? It's the law. So whenever I appeal whatever the fuck you're on about which I will...
Jack: Ah, really? I never had you down as a lawyer, Pierce, hm? A complete and utter waste of space, a boozer, somebody who likes the horses, but... never had you down as a lawyer, son.
Pierce: Y-you fucking register this... legal envelope otherwise it's... nix... felicitat! Okay? And... and you fucking send it to me. Here, here.
[grabs coins out of pocket and throws them at Jack]
Pierce: Put that towards it. Leave me alone.
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Pierce: What the hell is that?
Mark: Clarinet stand.
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Pierce: Hey earl, we need your trunk.
[Earl shakes his head]
Pierce: C'mon the guy's wrapped. There won't be any leakage.
-- Pierce
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Characters on Stay Tuned (1992)
- Roy Knable
- A male spectator
- Another male spectator
- Helen Knable
- Crowley
- At the beginning of the closing credits
- Garf
- One of those soldiers
- The other of those soldiers
- Wrestling Referee
- Silencer of the Lambs
- Voice-over in a commercial for Silencer Of The Lambs
- Robocat
- Voice from the door
- Murray Seidenbaum
- Voice over on one of the HVTV channels
- Darryl Knable
- One of the infidels
- That student
- Guy Squirly
- Diane Knable
- The Exorcisist instructor
- Yogi Beer boy
- His father