Count Thibault Quotes in Just Visiting (2001)

André le Pate: Master! You're worried. What is wrong?

Count Thibault: The wizard - - he exploded.

Count Thibault: He belongs to me. I decide his fate.

André le Pate: No master! I mean, no way Jose!

Hunter: Do you realize the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars!

Count Thibault: Is that a lot?

Hunter: Yes, yes it is.

Count Thibault: Then I will repay you with one of my swans.

Count Thibault: I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses and bags of pepper, four hundred backs of wool, and fifty barrels of Spanish olives.

Andre: And you own me, Sire.

Count Thibault: Yes. But you have no value.

Andre: [pause] That is true.

Julia: But Hunter doesn't have a sister.

Count Thibault: Excuse me, I will kill him for you.

Count Thibault: You are more than a rose. You are love's own flower.

[after the wizard's apartment explodes]

Count Thibault: Damn English Wizards. Can't do anything right.

Count Thibault: Run behind the chariot, peasant!

Hunter: Yes, master!

André le Pate: He can't run behind the car!

Count Thibault: He cannot ride with us; he is not noble.

Julia: Yes, but he has to ride in the car.

Count Thibault: He is very fast!

Hunter: We-we're taking the freeway; you can run seventy miles an hour, can you?

André le Pate: I have good boots!

André le Pate: [as the Count is bathing, Andre takes a bottle of Chanel and drinks some, handing it to the count] Ah! Very good flavour!

Count Thibault: [he drinks some, then promptly spits it out] Blah! This is not wine, ignorant peasant! It is oil for the bath!

Count Thibault: [explaining his perplexion with the light-switch] I do not have this invention in my castle.

Julia: You don't have power?

Count Thibault: I have the power to judge and condemn to death any villain on my land.

Julia: [nonplussed] Oh, really? Hunter will be so jealous.

Maitre D': [at a fancy restaurant, Thibault throws bones from his plate to Andre, who is eating from the floor] Excuse me, but the gentleman can't eat off the floor.

Count Thibault: He's not a gentleman! He is my servant

[throws another bone]

Count Thibault: and he is not worthy of our company.

André le Pate: [as they are dining, he whispers] Sire?

Count Thibault: What?

André le Pate: [whispers] I have to make pee-pee.

Count Thibault: [aloud] Ah, you have to pee! *Outside*!

André le Pate: But sire... the wolves! I could be eaten!

Count Thibault: Find a torch! Idiot.

Count Thibault: You are lionhearted, Julia, like the women of your lineage. You have courage.