Rhonda Johnson Quotes in A Prairie Home Companion (2006)

Lola Johnson: This isn't really going to be your last show, is it?

Garrison Keillor: Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.

Rhonda Johnson: Thank you, Plato.

Rhonda Johnson: Hey, that was a terrific eulogy you gave old man Soderbergh at his memorial service.

Garrison Keillor: Thank you.

Guy Noir: Too bad the old coot couldn't have been there to hear it.

Yolanda Johnson: Yeah... and to have missed it by just a few days.

Rhonda Johnson: Oh, it's big. It's movin' like monkeys.

Rhonda Johnson: Just teach the class and stop showing off your tits and your tight little ass!