Connie Chasseur Quotes in The Ref (1994)

Gus: [with a gun to Rose's head] All right. Everybody into the den, or I'll shoot her.

Connie Chasseur: Go ahead. Shoot her.

Gus: Shut up! Get in the den!

Connie Chasseur: Who would catch a criminal, and then let him go free?

Mary Chasseur: Republicans?

Gus: I swear to God, you hit that kid one more time and I will stick that pig's head right up your ass!

Connie Chasseur: Gary, are you gonna let him talk to me like that?

Gary Chasseur: Well, he is a doctor.

John Chasseur: Mom, the TV's broken. What are we gonna do all night?

Connie Chasseur: Celebrate the birth of Christ!

Gus: [Murray hangs the phone up just as Gus answers] He hung up.

Caroline: Well, he sounded upset.

Gus: He should be. He's going to die a horrible fucking death.

Connie Chasseur: [from downstairs, in a whiny tone] Caroline...

Caroline: Speaking of which.

Rose Chasseur: Gary, get me my bags!

Connie Chasseur: Oh, get them yourself! He's not your errand-boy!

Rose Chasseur: Has everyone gone nuts? Who the hell do you think you are?

Connie Chasseur: Slipper socks! Medium!

Lloyd: Caroline? Why don't you eat something?

Caroline: [Drunk] Loyd? Why don't you eat me?

Connie Chasseur: Kids, go to into the den. This not a conversation for children.

Rose Chasseur: It is not an apprioprate conversation for adults either.

Gus: Where are you going?

Rose Chasseur: To the living room. To leave you to your quilting. I be there to open presents. If my plans change I will contact you.

Lloyd: Why don't we all go into the living room, we'll have our drink and deserts in there.

Caroline: [to Loyd] Phoney Bastard!

Gus: Caroline, shut up.

Connie Chasseur: Let's all go to the den...

Gus: Sit down Connie sit.

Connie Chasseur: Excuse me, I am not one of you patients.

Gus: You're going to be somebody's patient if you don't get your ass back down in that chair.

Gus: Caroline and Loyd, will get the coffee and deserts then we'll be opening presents.

Connie Chasseur: We can't open presents til midnight.

Gus: Why not?

Connie Chasseur: Because it's not Christmas until midnight!

Gus: We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents, WHENEVER WE WANT!

Mary Chasseur: [on Gus] Maybe they'll catch him and let him go in the spirit of Christmas.

Connie Chasseur: That is not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.

Connie Chasseur: I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire!

Connie Chasseur: [the family is at a restaurant before they arrive] Eat up, kids. Heaven knows what we'll get at Aunt Caroline's.

John Chasseur: [Eagerly] I hope they get in another fight this year. Their fights are bitchin!