Dangerous Woman Quotes in A Prairie Home Companion (2006)

Garrison Keillor: The penguin joke. Two penguins standing on an ice floe. And the first penguin says, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." And the second penguin says, "What makes you think I'm not?"

Dangerous Woman: Is there more?

Garrison Keillor: No.

Dangerous Woman: That's the joke?

Garrison Keillor: Uh huh.

Dangerous Woman: Why is that funny?

Garrison Keillor: I guess it's funny because people laugh at it.

Dangerous Woman: I'm not laughing.

Garrison Keillor: You're an angel.

Dangerous Woman: The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care.

Dangerous Woman: When I used to listen to them, it was like they were all my really good friends.

Axeman: But something else happened, right?

Dangerous Woman: Right.

Axeman: Well, I'm that something else.

Dangerous Woman: Do you believe in the fullness of time and the spirit, Mr. Noir? Most people don't, you know. It would be good, Mr. Noir, if you would open your heart to the fullness of time and the spirit, which upholds and sustains us through all this world amen.