André le Pate Quotes in Just Visiting (2001)

André le Pate: Master! You're worried. What is wrong?

Count Thibault: The wizard - - he exploded.

Count Thibault: He belongs to me. I decide his fate.

André le Pate: No master! I mean, no way Jose!

[after eating dog food]

André le Pate: I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.

Count Thibault: Run behind the chariot, peasant!

Hunter: Yes, master!

André le Pate: He can't run behind the car!

Count Thibault: He cannot ride with us; he is not noble.

Julia: Yes, but he has to ride in the car.

Count Thibault: He is very fast!

Hunter: We-we're taking the freeway; you can run seventy miles an hour, can you?

André le Pate: I have good boots!

André le Pate: [as the Count is bathing, Andre takes a bottle of Chanel and drinks some, handing it to the count] Ah! Very good flavour!

Count Thibault: [he drinks some, then promptly spits it out] Blah! This is not wine, ignorant peasant! It is oil for the bath!

André le Pate: [as they are dining, he whispers] Sire?

Count Thibault: What?

André le Pate: [whispers] I have to make pee-pee.

Count Thibault: [aloud] Ah, you have to pee! *Outside*!

André le Pate: But sire... the wolves! I could be eaten!

Count Thibault: Find a torch! Idiot.