Col. Horace Glover Quotes in The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Ethel Glover: Hello, dear. How was your day?

Col. Horace Glover: The usual. Crap.

Ethel Glover: Oh, I'm sorry.

Col. Horace Glover: What's for dinner?

Ethel Glover: Your favourite: lamb chops!

Col. Horace Glover: I had them for lunch.

Col. Horace Glover: [on a secure military line] Sir, this is Colonel Glover. I'm sorry to disturb you at this hour, sir, but we're at Q-2 status. It looks like we've found that lost consignment of Easter eggs. Yes, sir, pretty sure. They've turned up in Louisville. I'm getting confirmations on this from the Louisville Police Department. Louisville, Kentucky, sir.

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Col. Horace Glover: Well, sir, it would be good news, except that the eggs have hatched.

Col. Horace Glover: [on the telephone] Yes? Yes, Captain. I see. Very well. Put the call through to me. Yes, yes, put him on.

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Col. Horace Glover: Mister Wilson, where are you calling from?

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Col. Horace Glover: I see. When did this take place? And when was the tank first breached?

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Col. Horace Glover: Why didn't you call this number immediately?

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Col. Horace Glover: I see. It's understandable. What happened next?

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Col. Horace Glover: Oh, you did? And what effect did that have?

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Col. Horace Glover: I see. So what did you do then?

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Col. Horace Glover: And what did they do?

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Col. Horace Glover: I see. Really? How many did you say? And how many acres does this cemetery cover, sir?

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Col. Horace Glover: Yes. I see. Yes, I see. Of course.

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Col. Horace Glover: Thank you for your assistance, Mister Wilson. I'm going to switch you back to Captain Turner. He'll talk to you.