Chrissie Quotes in Filth (2013)

Bruce Robertson: I am on a murder case here. That's M-U-R-D-E-R, which spells S-E-R-I-O-U-S. So if I don't get my A-R-S-E in G-E-A-R, I'm in serious S-H-I-T, okay?

Chrissie: You're being so cruel!

Bruce Robertson: Love is cruel, Chrissie. Love is cruel.

Chrissie: Oh, I never use seatbelts. I don't believe in gravity.

Chrissie: What about my friends?

Holden: Fuck your friends! You're on your own.

Chrissie: You Asshole!

Chrissie: Why are you doing this?

Sheriff Hoyt: No talking untill i've said grace, asshole.

Chrissie: [Charlie, or "Hoyt" finishes saying grace] I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table...

[pauses]

Chrissie: Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

Sheriff Hoyt: You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, thats what this is! Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, thats right. And especially you!

Chrissie: What are you doing?

Eric: Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them.

Chrissie: Catch who?

Eric: Gooks in the swamp.

Chrissie: Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease!

Chrissie: Tell me something, Do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive?

Chrissie: Do you just fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

Chrissie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chrissie: Barnaby, your uncle's trying to kill you, right?

[he nods]

Chrissie: Well, let's kill uncle first.

Barnaby Harrison: Chrissie, that's a marvellous idea. Why didn't I think of it before?

Chrissie: You didn't think of it. I did.

Chrissie: I hope you like the look of my ass, because in about 20 seconds that's all you're gonna see!

Ray Dokes: Annie Oakley was a sharpshooter, not a horsewoman.

Etta Parr: Thanks for the history lesson.

[Drives away=]

Chrissie: [Walking up] Is that the one?

Ray Dokes: The one who?

Chrissie: The one you're thinking about when you're fucking me.