Roger Johnson Quotes in Heavy Weights (1995)

Gerry: It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!

Mrs. Garner: Gerry!

Roger Johnson: Now that's not kind, Gerry.

Maury Garner: We're doing this for your own good. We gatta nip this thing in the bud.

Gerry: I'm fine. This is a joke right? You're fatter than I am why don't you go to fat camp.

Mrs. Garner: You show your father some respect.

Maury Garner: First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.

Gerry: I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.

[Cut to a jetliner taking off]

Gerry: Who's this?

Roger Johnson: Hi, Gerry. "Roger Johnson." Islander's fan, huh? Team of the future, I'd say.

Gerry: Uh, yeah. Whatever, I'm out of here.

Maury Garner: Hold those horses, cowboy. Mr. Johnson is your guest, and he's here to talk to you about a very special summer camp.

Roger Johnson: A camp designed just for you, Gerry.

Gerry: Summer Camp? No way. I have plans for the summer. I'm gonna hang out!

Mrs. Garner: Come on, Honey. He's got a videotape for us to watch. Why don't we just take a little peek?

Gerry: Why don't we not?