Chardonnay Quotes in Cecil B. DeMented (2000)

Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!

Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.

Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.

Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie.

Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.

Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie.

Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.

Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.

Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!