Dickie Quotes in Baby Geniuses (1999)

Sly: Uh oh! I think we've got company!

[opens door where Dickie had been spying on the babies. Dickie falls onto the floor and sly walks up to him and grabs him hard by the nose]

Sly: Come on ice dork! A mind's a terrible thing to waste.

[other babies laugh at this]

Sly: OK troops, lets move it!

[Sly leads the other babies down the hall while still holding onto Dickie's nose - causing Dickie to move down the hall on his hands and knees alongside sly]

Dickie: Ow! Ow! Ow! Owww!

Margo: Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.

Dickie: It's not rap, it's mantras.

Margo: I was chanting mantras before you were born.

Dickie: [pause] You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.

Margo: That's pretty good, Dickie, that's pretty good.

Dickie: [notices Goon Bob wincing in pain as he walks downstairs and out of the house] What's going on?

Goon Ray: Looks like a work related injury, I better go up and see what's going on.

[goes upstairs and sees a grinning Sly and the same ski trap that just got the other goon]

Goon Ray: Tough Guy Huh? Well you're about to meet your worst nightmare!

Sly: Goon, That is some lame dialogue.

Goon Ray: You really think I'm gonna walk over that ski and you're gonna jump on the end and that ski is gonna jump up and hit me in the gonads and I'm gonna scream, make a funny face and fall down the stairs? Well I don't think so.

Sly: [throws another heavy object at goon as goon jumps out of the way to avoid being hit and finds himself right where he didn't want to be - and grimaces preparing himself] Cross Your Legs And Smile!

[Sly jumps on the end of the ski and the other end comes up and hits the other goon right in the groin]

Sly: You don't mess with the Sly-man.

Goon Bob: [notices Dickie's tattoo] So how long have you been into self-mutilation?

Dickie: Huh?

Goon Bob: Well everyone needs a hobby, listen why don't you go downstairs abd get my partner. Tell him I need a hand,

Dickie: All right! Just keep an eye on the babies though!

Sly: [overhears this and thinks] Brilliant, Dickie! Why don't you just stuff me in his suitcase for him?

Lenny: [a hypnotized Lenny is driving the babies to Babyco to rescue Whit and the other babies from Dr. Kindler... He answers his cell phone after Dan calls him to ask where he took the babies with a hypnotized monotone] We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco.

Lenny: [hangs up phone]

Dickie: [as Lenny is saying this - the camera pans next to him where we see a still hypnotized Dickie saying the same words... Dickie also still has his finger picking his nose and his tongue sitcking out of his mouth meaning Sly has kept him hypnotized this entire time!] We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco. We have a vitally urgent mission at Babyco.

Dickie: [Dickie then sticks his finger back into his nose and his tongue out of his mouth while Sly and the other babies laugh at him]

[last lines]

Dickie: I don't know what happens next.

Sebastian Burrows: What happens next... is two lads build a raft, out of anything they can find, but it's all wood, plastic panels... And they lash 'em together. And in the dead of the night, they creep out of the house, and set off down the stream. And they don't know where they're going. They know that dawn will come, and that they're going on this adventure together.

Miranda: So how long are you here for, Dickie?

Dickie: Well if all goes well, for the rest of my life.

Miranda: Wow, that's a commitment. I've been here for seven years, and I love it, you know. There's something about the air that kind of erogenizes you.

Dickie: Hmm. Sounds perfect, have my babies.

Miranda: Actually, I can't have children. Um, I was in New York, got a nasty S.T.D. The doctor said it cut me up and left me sterile, but with a "Jackson Pollack" on my womb. So I'm useless, but decorative. If you like abstract art.

Dickie: [at grave] What are you doing here?

Helena: I'm just visiting Valentin.

Dickie: Oh him. The great decomposer.