Goon Bob Quotes in Baby Geniuses (1999)

Goon Bob: You must be Sylvester. I heard about you, know karate. Well I'm a blackbelt. Would you care to try me on son?

Sly: Ohhh Noooo I'd be Toooo Scared.

Goon Bob: [looks down and sees sly's trap] Now, guess you expect me to step over the ski and you'll jump on the end and then the end will jump up and hit me in the gonads and I'll scream and make a funny face and I'll fall down the stairs. Well i think you've been seein' too many bad movies pal cause I'm just gonna step around the ski - just how stupid do you think i am?

Sly: [throws heavy object at Goon Bob causing him to jump back right into the ski, and quickly realizes that he is right where he doesn't want to be] Pretty Stupid!

[sly jumps down on the ski as the ski hits him very hard in the groin]

Goon Bob: [grunting in pain]

Carrie: What happened? Sly Kicked Him Right In The Forbidden Zone.

[the other babies groan Ohhhhhh Man! while also laughing as Goon Bob wobbles by]

Goon Bob: [notices Dickie's tattoo] So how long have you been into self-mutilation?

Dickie: Huh?

Goon Bob: Well everyone needs a hobby, listen why don't you go downstairs abd get my partner. Tell him I need a hand,

Dickie: All right! Just keep an eye on the babies though!

Sly: [overhears this and thinks] Brilliant, Dickie! Why don't you just stuff me in his suitcase for him?