Goon Ray Quotes in Baby Geniuses (1999)

Dickie: [notices Goon Bob wincing in pain as he walks downstairs and out of the house] What's going on?

Goon Ray: Looks like a work related injury, I better go up and see what's going on.

[goes upstairs and sees a grinning Sly and the same ski trap that just got the other goon]

Goon Ray: Tough Guy Huh? Well you're about to meet your worst nightmare!

Sly: Goon, That is some lame dialogue.

Goon Ray: You really think I'm gonna walk over that ski and you're gonna jump on the end and that ski is gonna jump up and hit me in the gonads and I'm gonna scream, make a funny face and fall down the stairs? Well I don't think so.

Sly: [throws another heavy object at goon as goon jumps out of the way to avoid being hit and finds himself right where he didn't want to be - and grimaces preparing himself] Cross Your Legs And Smile!

[Sly jumps on the end of the ski and the other end comes up and hits the other goon right in the groin]

Sly: You don't mess with the Sly-man.