Lexi Quotes in Baby Geniuses (1999)

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Lexi Quotes:

  • Sly: This isn't working.

    Lexi: Well what do you expect? We're geniuses, not ninjas!

  • Ramu Gupta: You need to do your own thing. Live your own life.

    [walks away angrily]

    Lexi: I'm going to meditate on that.

  • Lexi: You can't just go away.

    [shouting]

    Lexi: I have abandonment issues!

  • Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?

    Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.

  • Chantal: Lexi, can I see you in the kitchen?

    Lexi: Do you know where it is?

  • Lexi: What does that stupid fish have that I don't?

    Misha: No brains. It doesn't talk back.

  • Lexi: It's not like there's a line of guys around the corner waiting to take care of me.

    Misha: Oh, honey. Fuck it. You have to learn to depend on yourself. All men has ever done is hold you back. Especially the one you're with.

    Lexi: He's not that bad.

    Misha: He treats you like shit. You're beautiful, you're smart, you can do anything. Anything and he makes you believe you're useless.

  • Misha: A little dehydrated, are we?

    Lexi: Just a little bit.

    Helena Toretti: Why are you doing this shit?

    Lexi: It makes me feel good, stupid.

    Misha: So the guys are fucked, we're being fucked and you to throw in a heroin-addict into it all?

    Lexi: You're overreacting a bit. I don't have a habit!

    Misha: Oh, no? Right. Could you delude yourself a little bit more? You've been clean for six months!

    Lexi: You know, I'm so glad I came here.

    Misha: For six months you were clean!

    Lexi: This is so fun.

    Misha: I go out for one night and you hook up with a guy and screw him for a place to stay!

    Lexi: Is she calling me a hooker now?

    Misha: You said that, not me.

    Lexi: Look at yourself, Miss Dictator. You go through men like shoes. You're as much a whore as I am.

    [Mischa slaps her]

    Lexi: And very male at that. Fucking let go off me!

  • [Lexi has become blind, and Nick is encouraging her to try a skating jump as they train together]

    Nick: Hey, try a jump!

    Lexi: No.

    Nick: Get some air! What's the worst that could happen?

    Lexi: Well, I could fall on my butt, hit my head, and go deaf.

  • Nick: I wish you could see the sunset, Lex.

    Lexi: I'd rather see your face.

  • Devin: [Looking around the dark house with a flashlight] Damn. Rob Zombie would rub one out if he saw this place.

    Lexi: So I guess it's in your bucket list then?

    Devin: Bang a chick in a haunted house? Yeah!

    Lexi: [Gives him a stern look]

    Devin: I mean, make love to a woman in a haunted house. Yeah.

  • Tina: Wait. Where are we going?

    Lexi: We're taking you somewhere safe.

    Tina: Oh, you guys keep telling me how I'm in danger, but you won't tell me anything! What's going on?

    Lexi: This isn't the time to talk about that. We need to get you out of here.

    Tina: What's going on?

    Ben: Listen, you're gonna get us all killed. Now, come on.

    Tina: By who?

    [they hear sounds in the bushes]

    Lexi: Tina, come on! We have to go!

    Tina: No!

    [the sounds continue]

    Ben: Come on, before...

    Lexi: Too late!

    [the Hybrids appear and attack them]

  • Lexi: You're a little slow today, Trica.

    Trica: I'm just getting warmed up.

  • Trica: When are you humans gonna learn that you can't destroy us?

    Lexi: We'll... find a way.

    Sybra: Pity you won't be here to see it.

  • Harkness: Lexi, what did you do to Murnau?

    Lexi: I used an atomic decelerator on him!

    Harkness: And why did you choose such a weapon?

    Lexi: Potential energy weapons are banned on Altair IV.

    Harkness: So you etherized his entire corporeal being? We have expended much, including the life of Fiona in order to make Klaaghu who is a Lazerene like myself into Kluduthu. Now, his entire corporeal being has been dissolved by an ancient and impractical weapon, and do you think you killed him?

    Lexi: No.

    Harkness: No.

    Lucretia: He may yet be Kluduthu.

    Lexi: Well then it's alright?

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