Brent Quotes in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Brent: [Eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!

Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew"

Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?

Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.

Brent: [from trailer] What is that?

Manny: Tacodile! Supreme!

Sam Sparks: Swallow Falls is in trouble. Will you help us?

Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift.

[puts his sign in a tree]

Brent: Thanks, tree.

Earl Devereaux: I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper!

Brent: I wish I've brought a fresh one!

Earl Devereaux: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?

Brent: Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?

Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.

Manny: Chester thinks you're a monkey.

Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.

Sam Sparks: But he calls you a monkey.

Manny: It is true, he does.

Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.

Sam Sparks: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?

Brent: What's it doing?

Sam Sparks: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.

Brent: I like that, too. Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!

Brent: [about Alison's vomiting] You sound like Jabba the Hut dying.

Rick: [after seeing Brent vandalize Fred's car] Take it easy, okay? Relax!

Brent: No! YOU take it easy! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. Fuck, no! You're not gonna get away with it! NEVER! EVER!

Meg: [appears with Paige] Brent?

Brent: Mother? What are you doing here?

Fred: Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom?

Brent: [to Meg] How does he know your name?

Meg: Well, we, uh...

Brent: [shocked] What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole... my MOTHER?

Fred: No! No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom! All I did was fake chow her! All right?

Rick: It's true!

Brent: [drops his crowbar] That's it. You two are dead men!

[pulls out a gun]

Fred: WHOA! HE'S GOT A GUN!

Meg: Brent, where did you get that?

Brent: Grandpa's closet!

[Brent defaces Fred's car after Rick drove in it]

Brent: [to Rick] How do you like me now, golden boy?

Fred: Moron, this is MY car!

Brent: Oh, this is your car?

Fred: Yeah!

Brent: Oh, I'm so sorry...

[smashes a window]

Brent: Does it look like I give a shit, pudgy boy?

Fred: [to Rick] Why am I pudgy boy?

Jay: [after tossing Brent out of the van] Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?

Brent: I would *never* fuck a sheep!

[sees a sheep in a nearby field]

Brent: Hey there. How you doing?

[reaches for a condom]

Brent: I *love* animals.

[goes for the sheep]

Jay: So your in this for the pussy right?

Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?

Jay: Even Sheep?

Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.

Jay: So would you fuck a sheep?

Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.

Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?

Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay: Thought so.

[Yelling]

Jay: Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!

Brent: No! No! No!

Jay: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!

[to Jay]

Brent: What's your damage, little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.

Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?

Brent: [getting into the van] Say, what's all this talk about farting?

Jay: What the fuck are you talking about?

Brent: Hey! Watch the language, little boy!

[trying to compose a bad protest song]

Brent: Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...

Brent: [to Jay] Hey, watch the language, little boy. There's females present.

[Brent chuckles]

Jay: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about?

Brent: Hey! Watch the language, little boy!

Brent: [gasping for air after being covered with popcorn] No more... no more popcorn!

Creedence: What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?

Brent: Well, I like popcorn...

Creedence: We'll just have to... heat it up!

Drew: Damn. there's no milk, there's no coffee. there's nothing. Guys, didn't anyone remember to bring supplies?

Elliott: [Elliot and Brent laying in bed together] We left in too much of a hurry Drew. Go into town and do the shopping now.

Drew: Yeah, with what? i don't have any money.

Brent: Just take it out of the group fund.

Fred: [after he let an attraction to Tyler slip] I'm sorry, Brent. It just happened.

Brent: I know. I saw it, do you think I'm stupid?

Fred: No, I don't. I was stoned.

Brent: Oh, what's fucking new?

Fred: Why didn't you say something?

Brent: What am I supposed to say, Fred? 'Tyler, can you please get your taint out of my husband's face?

Fred: Fuck, I can't believe I did that.

Brent: I can't believe you did it after we just talked about how you're okay with not doing it.

Fred: That was the truth. I wasn't looking to open the relationship.

Brent: Then what were you looking for in the crack of his ass?

Polar Bear: Can I get some service over here?

Brent: Shut up, ya polar Bear!

[to Tyler]

Brent: I better go tend to her before she goes extinct.

Bear Cafe patron: Hey, is anybody working here?

Brent: Shut the fuck up, Mary, don't get your panties in a bunch!

Michael: [Roger diplayed the set of sounds he just bought] Please tell me those are metal chopsticks.

Fred: Well, they could be used on Chinese, just not the food per se.

Brent: You know what those are?

Fred: Yeah.

Brent: [to Michael] Do you know what those are?

Michael: They ain't for knittin'!

Brent: [during a discussion about opening up their relationship] My mother says if you say something once, that you probably thought it twice.

Fred: Which is complete bullshit.

Brent: You calling my mother a liar?

Fred: I have a few choice adjectives if you're asking. Sweetheart, you know I love your mother. Could we leave her out of this conversation, please?

Tyler: Seriously, Brent, thank you, very much. It's really appreciated, I need this job.

Brent: Oh, well, the job sucks. Don't worry about that. But the eye candy is compensation.

Tyler: I'll say.

[eyeing a redhaired leather bear]

Tyler: Hard candy by the looks of this.

Brent: No, no, that's Robbie. We call her Ruby because of the slippers that will fall out of her mouth when she speaks.

Drag Queen: Hey Luvah!

Robbie: [effeminately] Girl! Honey, you look fabulous! Do a little twirl, so I can take a look atcha!

Tyler: Can I have a search party sent out for the hard on that I just lost?

Simon: [after trying Randy's "dirty jock" shot] What the hell was that?

Brent: Awful.

Fred: That was Randy's dirty jock.

Tyler: Yeah, tastes like it.

Randy: Fuck you bitches. Die of thirst!

Brent: [in the schoolyard, she and Brent come forward toward each other and speak with their faces close together] You got anything more to say to me?

Jess: Get out of my way.

Brent: What happened to that mouth of yours, huh? Cat got your tongue?

Jess: I wouldn't be so smug, Brent. I'm not the only one who knows about you. You're not off the hook yet.

[she walks away and Brent looks at her as she leaves and continues to look as he slowly starts to walk away]

Tara: [sobbing] I can't! I can't kill him!

Brent: ...But I can.

Tara: No, Brent!

Brent: [to William] You killed my father, you motherfucker!... Now you burn in hell.

Tara: [after Brent grabs the "Live or Die" lever] What are you doing?

Brent: Move as far away from the sprinkler head as possible.

Tara: We don't know what it does!

Brent: We're not just going to sit here and do nothing. We need to make a decision! Don't you understand?

Brent: Guess who asked me to the dance.

Holly: Who?

Brent: Guess.

Brent: Watch my logs!

Brent: Watch my logs.

Brent: Alright, well... gotta find another source. Lets get your shit together.

Summer: What about your fire breathing people? I'm sure people that breath fire for a living will definitely have some spare drugs.

Brent: It's always a good thing to get stoned when you're already high.