Liam Quotes in Flushed Away (2006)

Liam: He's gonna steal your boat.

Rita: He won't steal my boat.

Liam: He's stealing your boat.

Rita: He isn't stealing...

Liam: He stole your boat.

Rita: What?

Liam: He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

Liam: Oy, mom! There's a peeping Tom outside.

Rita's Grandma: Tom? Oh, it's Tom Jones!

[first lines]

Liam: And we want you to know that this has nothing - nothing at all - to do with your performance, which is exemplary by the way.

Captain Robinson: [sighs looking out the window]

Liam: Look, the business has changed. Marine salvage has changed. We don't need a submarine pilot anymore. We don't even need a sub. Now, you've never been on contract, so redundancy, well, it's out of the question. But I spoke to Bob Toris personally and he has insisted that Agora make sure that there's something for you. And I'm please to say that we can offer you a settlement of £8,640. I mean, have you got a pension? Like a private pension.

Captain Robinson: I've been with Agora for 11 years. I've been working on submarines for nearly 30. I lost my family to this job.

Liam: They... They'd like you to clear your desk. Today.

Liam: If you get a chubby, I will fucking kill you.

Bill Cox: [Bill gets in Jack backseat, uninvited] She has beautiful eyes, your daughter.

Jack Stanfield: What?

[Jack sees the picture of Sarah screaming]

Jack Stanfield: Jesus. What... what do you want?

Bill Cox: I want to get you home. It's pizza night. Drive! Drive!

[On cellphone with Liam]

Bill Cox: Liam, we're on our way. Everything all right?

Liam: We're fine. The house is secure and we are setting up now.

Jack Stanfield: I want to talk to my wife.

Bill Cox: [to Liam, on cellphone] You hear that, Liam? He wants to talk to his wife.

Liam: They can't talk right now.

Bill Cox: [to Jack] She's busy.

Vel: So, you're an architect?

Beth Stanfield: Yes.

Vel: And you designed this house?

Beth Stanfield: I did.

Vel: It's nice.

Beth Stanfield: Thanks.

Vel: How old is it?

Beth Stanfield: Seven years.

Vel: How much does a house like this go for?

Beth Stanfield: This is about robbing the bank, isn't it? You're using Jack to help you rob the bank.

Vel: Open a few doors and press a few buttons.

Liam: Just look after the kids, Beth. And, Vel, stick to your work.

Liam: [after the kidnappers have taken over the house] I know it's difficult for you, but try and get some sleep.

Sarah Stanfield: Mom, what's going on? What do they want?

Beth Stanfield: I don't know, sweetheart.

Andy Stanfield: [Beth, Sarah, and Andy are sitting on the bed with Rusty] Can I take his collar off?

Beth Stanfield: No, honey. He needs that.

Liam: [Liam walks in] Beth, come with me, please.

Beth Stanfield: Where?

Liam: Just downstairs.

Sarah Stanfield: Mom

[Sarah nods her head, no]

Beth Stanfield: It's okay. I'll be right back.

Liam: Now, Beth.

Sarah Stanfield: Why do you hate us so much?

Liam: I don't hate you, Sarah. I just don't care about you.

[Liam leaves with Beth]

Liam: I need you to make a call.

Beth Stanfield: Why... why would I say this?

Liam: Make him believe you.

[Liam puts gun to Beth's head]

Liam: You'll find a way in, Jack. That's why we chose you.

Maggie: [Liam burned down Danny's gym] What the hell did you think you were doing?

Liam: I saw you. I saw you with him.

[Glares at his mother]

Liam: You're going to run away with him, aren't you?

Maggie: [Sits down next to him] No. I'm gonna stay right here with you.

Liam: I don't want to see him ever again.

[Gets up and leaves]

Finn: We got on the wrong fucking bus!

Liam: The Rastafarian.

Finn: I knew he was dodgy.

Finn: So, how does rank on your other trips?

Pru: After the last few days, right at the bottom. You?

Finn: Well, we had a pretty tough time in Cambodia.

Liam: At least we had that hash.

Finn: Yeah, and those Dutch girls.