Brad Sullivan Quotes in Date Night (2010)

Wendy: You have no idea, what it is like to be a teenage girl having your first period under Taliban rule.

Phil Foster: That is true.

[in low voice]

Phil Foster: And neither do you. Mmm, but...

[Brad enters the living room]

Brad Sullivan: Hey, Phil, can I get a hand... oh... out in the room.

Phil Foster: [interrupting] Yes, yes, yes, yes please, yes, thankyou. Okay. Excuse me ladies.

[leaves the living room]

Phil Foster: Oh my god!

Claire Foster: [to Wendy] You have your period now?

Wendy: Yeah.

Brad Sullivan: I thought everything was fine, really. But you know what? We are stuck in these roles together and we can't break out of them, you know? It's like that Asian dude in "Sixteen Candles", Long Dik Dog.

Phil Foster: Long Duk Dong.

Brad Sullivan: Long Duk Dong. That dude!

Phil Foster: But you guys are happy!

Brad Sullivan: No, Phil, we're not.

Phil Foster: No, no. No, you guys are *really* happy!

Brad Sullivan: No, Phil, we're really not.