Joe Miletto Quotes in Date Night (2010)

[Claire is freaking out]

Phil Foster: Claire, look at me. Look at me! I've got this. I have got this! Count to three.

Claire Foster: What?

Phil Foster: Just count 'em down.

Claire Foster: No, that doesn't work with grown-ups. That doesn't work with people with guns.

Phil Foster: Trust me.

[Claire turns to Miletto and Crenshaw and their goons]

Claire Foster: All right! I have had enough! My kids are gonna have me up in 90 minutes, so this shit ends now. I'm gonna count to three, and every one of you boys is gonna put down your guns!

Armstrong: Is she serious?

Claire Foster: One!

DA Frank Crenshaw: I think she's serious.

Claire Foster: Two!

Joe Miletto: She's kidding, right?

Claire Foster: Three!