Whippit Quotes in Date Night (2010)
Whippit Quotes:
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[having an argument with Whippit]
Taste: Oh, this is going to be about what a loser I am. How I can't do anything right! I buy the wrong soda, the wrong beer, the wrong nipple clamps!
Whippit: THOSE CLAMPS HURT ME!
Taste: You don't even look at me. I have to beg you to have sex with me, like it's a gift. And forget about the anal. FORGET ABOUT THE ANAL!
Phil Foster: Ohhhh, kay.
Taste: Forget about it!
Claire Foster: Oh, it's forgotten.
-- Whippit -
Phil Foster: Hey, zip your face!
Taste: Zip my face? Are you serious?
Whippit: Yeah, he said "zip your face"
Taste: That's your best line? That's your best tough guy line?
Phil Foster: You heard me. Zip your face.
Taste: Why don't you just zip your vagina, Raymond Burr!
Phil Foster: I have no idea how to respond to that! F you!
Taste: F me? F you!
Phil Foster: F YOU!
Taste: F YOU, MAN! What are you doing here?
Phil Foster: F YOU, mother-effer!
-- Whippit -
Whippit: I'm Whippit.
Claire Foster: Whippit, like the dog?
Whippit: No. Like when you suck nitrous out of a whipped cream can.
Claire Foster: Okay. Okay.
Whippit: Stupid skank.
Claire Foster: Oh, my God. Do you have any contact with your mother at all?
-- Whippit
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