Beryl Quotes in Beetlejuice (1988)

Bernard: Otho, I didn't realize you were into the supernatural.

Otho: Well, of course! You remember, after my stint with the Living Theatre. I was one of New York City's leading paranormal researchers, until the bottom dropped out in '72.

Beryl: [cynically] Paranormal - is that what they're calling your kind these days?

Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset, because somebody dropped a house on her sister.

[Delia laughs]

Beryl: I have one important responsibility I cannot relinquish... I have a pig...

Philip Emmenthal: A pig?

Beryl: Horses and pigs always gets along... they are intelligent animals and likes one another's company.

Philip Emmenthal: Can you... can you ride a pig?

Beryl: Hortense is far too dignified to be ridden. However, Hortense and I have a relationship, which you might find unusual, beyond mere affection. I have no intentions of breaking this relationship. Neither does Hortense.

Philip Emmenthal: Well... as long as I don't get too jealous and you both take a bath after that, I can't say that it'd be any difficult.

Beryl: Hey! Stop nickin' me bloody lamingtons.

Beryl: About to innoculate Beryl's bare shoulder: " Wouldn't you prefer it on the thigh where the scar won't be seen? Beryl " What makes you think it won't be seen?