Ben Stern Quotes in Private Parts (1997)
Ben Stern Quotes:
Ben Stern: I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
Ben Stern: Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.
12-Year-Old Howard: But why can't I play with my puppets?
Ben Stern: Shut up, ya know why!
Ben Stern: [to 7-year-old Howard] You're a moron! Now shut up and sit still!
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