Robin Quivers Quotes in Private Parts (1997)

Jackie: My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a "big cock!"

Howard: I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.

Robin Quivers: But I just said "pussy".

Jackie: [whining] Yeah, she just said *pussy*!

Howard: Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.

Jackie: Wait a minute. I can't say "big cock", but you can say "big cock coming out of your mouth?"

Howard: That's right.

Jackie: That sucks!

[Pig Vomit, very pissed off, starts running for the studio]

Fred Norris: [as Richard Nixon] Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth that sucks"?

Howard: So Brett, what did you write down?

Robin Quivers: [as Brett Summers] Just like the boys, Gene. I've got "cock".

Howard: Do me a favor. Hold that up for a second so I can see your "cock".