Howard Stern Quotes in Private Parts (1997)
Howard Stern Quotes:
[on why Howard is playing himself in college instead of someone younger]
Howard Stern: I know I seem a little too old to be in College. But for this movie you've gotta suspend disbelief.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Howard Stern: We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.
Howard Stern: Irene, the weather girl! Irene, are you there?
[on the phone]
Leather Weather Lady: It's cold. *Real* cold. But your ass is gonna be plenty hot when I give you a good hard butt whippin'! Tongue!
[puts out her cigarette on the tongue of the rubberbound man]
Leather Weather Lady: What do you think about that? Turns you on, doesn't it? You little maggot!
Rubberbound Man: Yeah.
Howard Stern: Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.
Leather Weather Lady: Shut up.
Howard Stern: We hope to hear from you tomorrow. Give us some more weather!
Leather Weather Lady: Bite me, you loser!
[Howard is on the phone with Pig Vomit's wife]
Howard Stern: Hello. Is this Betty Jean Rushton?
Betty Jean Rushton: Yes, it is.
Howard Stern: Hi, there. This is Howard Stern, WNnnnnBC. I'm calling because your husband Kenny has been really bitchy around the station lately and we thought that maybe you should give him some more sex.
Betty Jean Rushton: More sex?
Howard Stern: Yeah, he's *backed up*! Isn't he backed up, Ross?
[after winning a student film competition]
Howard Stern: I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.
Howard Stern: After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses is it not?
Howard Stern: I am the hero of the lesbian community.
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