Ben Chapelski Quotes in Orgazmo (1997)

Ben Chapelski: Jesus!

Joe Young: Where?

Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile!

Joe Young: What?

Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century!

Ben Chapelski: Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?

[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]

Young Ben: Dad?

Ben's Father: Hmm?

Young Ben: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.

Ben's Father: That's nice.

[Flashback pans back to the present]

Ben Chapelski: [tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!

Joe Young: But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?

Ben Chapelski: Who?

Joe Young: You.

Ben Chapelski: ...What?

Joe Young: Ben, superheroes that pray together stay together.

Ben Chapelski: Aw, what the fuck!

Ben Chapelski: I tell ya, Joe, there's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man.

Ben Chapelski: Let's see how you like my... COCK ROCKET!

[Joe Young has just zapped Maxxx Orbison several times with the Orgazmorator]

Ben Chapelski: Dude! He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again!

Joe Young: One more time for Jesus.