Maxxx Orbison Quotes in Orgazmo (1997)

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Maxxx Orbison Quotes:

  • Maxxx Orbison: Bring me my stunt cock.

  • [Joe is introduced to the young actresses he'll be co-starring with]

    Joe Young: Oh... I, I can't say that.

    Maxxx Orbison: Say what?

    Joe Young: What are they called?

    Maxxx Orbison: The Assfuck Twins.

    Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?

    Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins.

    Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?

    Maxxx Orbison: No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?

    Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.

  • Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!

    Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?

  • Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again?

    Sancho: I am Sancho.

    Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?

    Sancho: I am Sancho.

    Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?

    Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.

    Maxxx Orbison: And...?

    Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.

    Maxxx Orbison: And...?

    Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...

    Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!

    Sancho: That's right.

    Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired.

  • Lisa: [to Maxxx] You pig, you're responsible for degrading all of those women.

    Clark: Equally degradable in pornographic films.

    Lisa: Men are always in a position of power.

    Rodgers: They're the ones who want the product so bad, they're the victims.

    Lisa: Well, it exploits men by exploiting women.

    Clark: Hence, it exploits people.

    Maxxx Orbison: [pissed off] SHUT UP!

    Clark: Yeah.

    Maxxx Orbison: I do what i do and i make a lot of money and i don't care what i do to people because they're all idiots.

    Clark: Yeah.

    Maxxx Orbison: Especially you Clark, you pig fucking hunk of shit!.

    Clark: Yeah.

  • Maxxx Orbison: Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy!

  • Maxxx Orbison: You get me some nice close-ups... and you give me a nice slow zoom, starting with a medium closeup on the cock... and then widening out to an establishing shot.

    Camera Man: Genius.

  • Maxxx Orbison: Okay people, let's go! Lights on!

    Dave the Lighting Guy: Lights are on. It's stable, Captain, Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!

    Maxxx Orbison: Dave?

    Dave the Lighting Guy: Yeah?

    Maxxx Orbison: Calm down.

    Dave the Lighting Guy: Right. Sorry.

  • Interviewer: What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?

    Maxxx Orbison: I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.

  • Doctor: Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges.

    Maxxx Orbison: Don't you think I notice THAT? Tell me something I don't know, you cocky PRICK!

    Doctor: I am going to have to amputate your pee pee.

  • T-Rex: Hi fellas, I'm ready to fuck.

    Orgazmo: Huh?

    T-Rex: You want me on top?

    Orgazmo: Uh... NO! I'll be on top!

    T-Rex: You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!

    Maxxx Orbison: Aaaand... action!

    [T-Rex throws Orgazmo down and starts dry humping him]

    T-Rex: Oh! Come on nah! Come on nah! You make me so hot nah! You make me so hot!

  • Maxxx Orbison: Okay, we're sucking, we're sucking...

    Dave the Lighting Guy: Yeah! SUCK THAT COCK!

  • Saffi: Who will I be fucking in this scene?

    Maxxx Orbison: Um, you'll be fucking Ben and Rodgers. By the way, this is our new Orgazmo.

    Saffi: Hi. Are we fucking?

    Maxxx Orbison: No, we'll be bringing in a stunt cock.

    Saffi: And I'm NOT doing any ass-licking in this scene!

    Maxxx Orbison: Yes, yes, no ass-licking!

    Saffi: I'm not an ass-licker!

    [Walks away]

    Maxxx Orbison: [shaking his head] Give 'em an inch, and they take a mile.

  • Lisa: Men like you make me sick! Jesus is going to put an end to you.

    Maxxx Orbison: If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Oribson down, he's going to need a lot of help.

  • [repeated line]

    Maxxx Orbison: Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See?

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