Dave the Lighting Guy Quotes in Orgazmo (1997)

Dave the Lighting Guy: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!

Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?

Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.

Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!

Joe Young: Thanks.

Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...

DVDA Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.

Joe Young: DVDA?

DVDA Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...

Dave the Lighting Guy: HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!

DVDA Porn Actress: [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.

[a nude mariachi band is playing at Maxxx Orbison's party]

Dave the Lighting Guy: These guys kind of sound like Depeche Mode!

Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"

Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?

Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!

Everybody: Geddy Lee!

[Dave snaps photo]

Maxxx Orbison: Okay people, let's go! Lights on!

Dave the Lighting Guy: Lights are on. It's stable, Captain, Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!

Maxxx Orbison: Dave?

Dave the Lighting Guy: Yeah?

Maxxx Orbison: Calm down.

Dave the Lighting Guy: Right. Sorry.

Dave the Lighting Guy: That's some hot shit right there!

Maxxx Orbison: Okay, we're sucking, we're sucking...

Dave the Lighting Guy: Yeah! SUCK THAT COCK!

Dave the Lighting Guy: My name's Dave.

Sancho: I am Sancho. Don't mean to sound like queer, but I find fire very romantic.

Dave the Lighting Guy: [as Joe is about to film his first scene] Lights are on and stable captain. WOO-HOO, let's see some fuckin' action!