Georgi Quotes in Orgazmo (1997)

Georgi: My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?

Yakov: May I become a wandering gypsy if I'm not telling the truth.

Georgi: But you ARE a wandering gypsy.

Yakov: That proves I'm telling the truth.

Georgi: [singing] Drink to me only wi-ith thine eye-eyes / And I will drink with my nose!

Georgi: [singing to himself on how to pull off the scam] Be arrogant, be elegant, be smart!

Georgi: [making up code for "arrogance, elegance, and smarts"] Give 'em the fist, give 'em the wrist, give 'em the finger!

Georgi: [nervously] Oh, I have no wife. None of my family had wives. My father didn't like wives. I mean, my mother didn't like my father's wives.