Barbara Whiteman Quotes in Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)

Dave Whiteman: You could have pissed right here!

Barbara Whiteman: Dave, he did! He pissed all over the joint.

Doctor Von Zimmer: Has there been some recent change in living arrangements?

Barbara Whiteman: [flatly] We have a houseguest.

Doctor Von Zimmer: Oh.

[looks at Jerry]

Doctor Von Zimmer: How long are you staying?

Dave Whiteman: He's staying as long as he likes. And if the doggy doesn't like it, then the doggy can find other living arrangements.

Dave Whiteman: [Barb is visibly smashed] Hey, Barb?

Barbara Whiteman: Mmmmmm?

Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink any more.

Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave, yeah. It's true. I *am* a vegetarian. But I hear... that vodka... comes from a potato!

Barbara Whiteman: Eating again, Dave? Well, it's your colon.