Barbara Weston Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Barbara Weston Quotes:
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Barbara Weston: [trying to comfort an anguished Phil] Phil, I love you...
Phil Weston: [crying] What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING?
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Phil Weston: [passing out DVDs] These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".
[he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace]
Phil Weston: [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Here, hold this.
Barbara Weston: Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.
Phil Weston: You did, you said it a lot.
Barbara Weston: Who did that?
Phil Weston: [pointing to Mark] He did.
The Tigers: HE DID!
Phil Weston: What? Nut'uh!
[the kids all descend upon him]
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Phil Weston: Are you a robot-woman? Are you a robot?
Barbara Weston: I am not a robot!
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[Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game]
Janice Weston: Hi, you guys!
Barbara Weston: Hi!
[hugs Janice]
Barbara Weston: Hi, Buck.
[she kisses him]
Buck Weston: Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!
Phil Weston: Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.
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Phil Weston: [javelin drops just next to Barbara] Sorry. It's really windy!
Barbara Weston: [catching her breath] No it's not.
Phil Weston: It is over there.
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Violet Weston: I'm not hungry!
Barbara Weston: Eat the fish, bitch!
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Barbara Weston: Thank God we can't tell the future, we'd never get out of bed.
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Violet Weston: You can't do this! This is my house! This is my house!
Barbara Weston: You don't get it, do you? You don't get it! I AM running things now!
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Barbara Weston: Marriage is hard.
Karen Weston: That's one thing about mom and dad. You gotta tip your hat to anybody who can stay married that long.
Ivy Weston: Karen, he killed himself.
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Ivy Weston: Mom, Charles and I...
Barbara Weston: Little Charles.
Ivy Weston: Barbara.
Barbara Weston: You got to say Little Charles or she's not gonna know who you're talking about.
Ivy Weston: Little Charles and I... Little Charles and I...
Violet Weston: Little Charles and you are brother and sister. I know that.
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Violet Weston: Karen! Shame on you! Don't you know you're not supposed to say "Cowboys and Indians"? You played "Cowboys and Native Americans". Right, Barb?
Barbara Weston: What are you taking? What pills?
Violet Weston: Oh, leave me alone.
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Barbara Weston: It's the pills talking.
Violet Weston: Pills can't talk!
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Barbara Weston: Are we breaking shit now, huh? I can break shit! Hey! See, everybody can break some shit!
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Barbara Weston: Listen to me! Die after me, alright. I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just
[pause]
Barbara Weston: survive.
[pause]
Barbara Weston: Please!
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Violet Weston: Truth is you just can't compete with a younger woman. It's just one of those unfair things in life. Is there a younger woman involved?
Barbara Weston: Isn't enough on this topic?
Bill Fordham: Yes, there is a younger woman.
Violet Weston: Well, see? Odds are against you there, babe.
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Barbara Weston: What were these people thinking, the jokers who settled this place? Who was the asshole that looked at all that flat, hot nothing, and then planted his flag? I mean, we fucked the Indians for this?
Bill Fordham: Well, genocide always seems like such a good idea at the time.
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Barbara Weston: It's not my fault. Mom told you, not me.
Ivy Weston: There's no difference.
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Bill Fordham: I have not forsook my responsibilities!
Barbara Weston: It's "forsaken," big shot.
Bill Fordham: No, actually, "forsook" is also an acceptable usage.
Barbara Weston: Oh, "forsook" you and the horse you rode in on.
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[repeated line]
Barbara Weston: Eat your fish.
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Barbara Weston: I want you to know you're not alone, if you need any help.
Violet Weston: No... I dont need help...
Barbara Weston: I-I wanna help...
Violet Weston: I dont need your help.
Barbara Weston: Mom...
Violet Weston: I dont need your help. I have got myself... I know how this goes. Once all the talking is threw, people just go back to their own nonsenses. I know that so, dont worry about me. I will manage.
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Bill Fordham: You're so goddam self-righteous, you know that?
Barbara Weston: Surely you must have realized when you started porking Pippi Longstocking that you were due for some self-righteousness, just a smudge of indignation on my part!
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Barbara Weston: Holy shit that's Karen! You remember your Aunt Karen?
Jean Fordham: Kind of.
Barbara Weston: And that must be this year's man!
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Barbara Weston: And you really haven't been much of a parent lately.
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Barbara Weston: But her fourteen-year-old self might view it differently.
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