Dave Whiteman Quotes in Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)

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Dave Whiteman Quotes:

  • Dave Whiteman: I ate garbage last night, Barbara... and *loved* it!

  • Dave Whiteman: Someone's pissing on my hydrangeas!

  • Dave Whiteman: You could have pissed right here!

    Barbara Whiteman: Dave, he did! He pissed all over the joint.

  • Doctor Von Zimmer: Has there been some recent change in living arrangements?

    Barbara Whiteman: [flatly] We have a houseguest.

    Doctor Von Zimmer: Oh.

    [looks at Jerry]

    Doctor Von Zimmer: How long are you staying?

    Dave Whiteman: He's staying as long as he likes. And if the doggy doesn't like it, then the doggy can find other living arrangements.

  • Dave Whiteman: Would you like some wine, Al?

    Al: No, thank you. This is one of my non-drinking days.

  • Dave Whiteman: Got a license?

    Jerry Baskin: Yeah.

    Dave Whiteman: [hands him the keys] You drive.

    Jerry Baskin: Okay. Where to?

    Dave Whiteman: I don't know. Some days you just want to go, you know?

    Jerry Baskin: Okay. Let's hit the beach. I got some friends down there.

    Dave Whiteman: The beach?

    [laughs]

    Dave Whiteman: Who's going to run my business? Who's going to pay my bills? Who's...

    Jerry Baskin: [interrupting] You got enough money to last *ten* lifetimes!

    Dave Whiteman: [laughs heartily] Yeah... maybe *I* ought to become a bum. No job, no responsibilities...

    Jerry Baskin: [snorts] You wouldn't last five minutes.

    Dave Whiteman: You think so? Let's hit the beach, buddy. Pronto!

  • Dave Whiteman: Hey. You, uh, haven't said anything about the car.

    Jenny Whiteman: It's nice.

    Dave Whiteman: Yeah? You don't think it's, uh, too Beverly Hills?

    Jenny Whiteman: Daddy, you work very hard for your money. You don't have to justify anything.

    Dave Whiteman: I know, it's just that, you know... maybe I'm feeling a little guilty.

    Jenny Whiteman: Guilt sucks.

  • Dave Whiteman: Max, I think it's time you stopped all this screwing around and started to learn the hanger business.

    Max Whiteman: I don't like hangers.

    Dave Whiteman: You don't like hangers? It's hangers that clothe you, and it's hangers that feed you!

  • Dave Whiteman: [Barb is visibly smashed] Hey, Barb?

    Barbara Whiteman: Mmmmmm?

    Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink any more.

    Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave, yeah. It's true. I *am* a vegetarian. But I hear... that vodka... comes from a potato!

  • Dave Whiteman: Oh, come on! The dog is running the whole house!

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