Bambi Quotes in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Bambi: [seductively] I'm "Bambi."

Thumper: And I am "Thumper." Is there something we can do for you?

James Bond: I can think of several things, off hand...

Flower: [about two birds fluttering around] Well! What's the matter with them?

Thumper: Why are they acting that way?

Friend Owl: Why, don't you know? They're twitterpated.

Flower, Thumper, Bambi: Twitterpated?

Friend Owl: Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example: you're walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face. Woo-woo! You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather; and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!

Thumper: Gosh. That's awful.

Flower: Gee whiz.

Bambi: Terrible!

Friend Owl: And that ain't all. It can happen to anybody. So you'd better be careful.

[points at Bambi]

Friend Owl: It could happen to you...

[points at Thumper]

Friend Owl: ...and you, and...

[Flower looks at Owl shyly]

Friend Owl: Yes, it could even happen to you!

Thumper: Well, it's not gonna happen to me.

Bambi: Me neither.

Flower: Me neither.

Great Prince of the Forest: It is Man. He is here again. There are many this time. We must go deep into the forest. Hurry! Follow me!

Bambi: Faline!

[First lines]

Bambi: Mother! Mother! Moth...

[Gasp]

The Great Prince: Your mother can't be with you anymore. Come.

Bambi: She's not coming back, is she?

The Great Prince: No.

Thumper: Being brave is easy.

Bambi: It is?

Thumper: Sure, watch this. Argh!

Flower: I think he's got a hairball.

Thumper: No, silly. I'm being brave. All you got to do is be scarier than whatever's scaring you.

Thumper: I'm a mountain lion! Roar!

Bambi: I'm a... I'm a bear! Maaa!

Flower: I'm a turtle. Rrrr!

[pause]

Flower: What? Turtles are so scary.

Bambi: It was mother. I heard her voice.

The Great Prince: That was one of Man's tricks!

Bambi: But I thought...

The Great Prince: What if I didn't come in time? When I tell you to run, you run! Never freeze like that again, ever!

Bambi: I'm... I'm sorry.

The Great Prince: Did you jump?

Bambi: Uh, yeah.

The Great Prince: I didn't make a jump like that until I had antlers.

[Last lines]

Bambi: I didn't even know this place was here.

The Great Prince: Beautiful, isn't it? This... this is where I met your mother.

Bambi: Really?

The Great Prince: Yes. I was just about your age.

Bambi: What were you like?

The Great Prince: Me? Let me think... Actually, I was a lot like you.

Bambi: [Bambi has a dream in which he meets his mother] I miss you so much.

Bambi's Mother: Shh. There now. It's going to be all right. You'll see.

Bambi: Why'd you have to go?

Bambi's Mother: Everything in the forest has its season. Where one thing falls, another grows. Maybe not what was there before, but something new and wonderful all the same.

Bambi: But I feel so alone.

Bambi's Mother: I'm always with you. Even when you can't see me, I'm here.

Faline: [hearing Bambi scream] What was that?

Ronno: Ah, probably just some poor dumb animal caught in a trap. So anyway...

Bambi: [in the distance] YEOW!

Faline: [gasps] Bambi!

[dashes off]

Ronno: [angrily] HEY! I wasn't finished talking about me!

Bambi: [trying to master his dad's advice, he walks along with his eyes closed] Feel the forest. Feel the forest.

The Great Prince: [seeing where Bambi is going] Bambi!

Bambi: Feel the - OOF!

[walks headfirst into a tree]

Bambi: Heh, heh. Felt it.

Thumper: Oh, come on! You jumped farther than this yesterday!

Bambi: [Nervous] I... don't know...

Thumper: [Tauntingly] You're not afraaaiid, are ya?

[Bambi gets scared]

Thumper: [sing-song voice] You're too afraaaiid! You cannot juuuump! Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyyyah-nyah! Nyah-nyah, nyaaaahhh!

[Bambi runs back and does a big jump]

Thumper: [Amazed] You did it!

The Great Prince: Bambi, a prince does not...

Bambi: That's all you care about! Not about me!

The Great Prince: Don't you speak to me...

Bambi: [running off] I wish Mother was here instead of you!

Bambi: Oh! I gotta go! My dad's waiting for me!

Additional Voices: Bye, Bambi.

Thumper: Aww, Bambi, you never have time for us anymore.

Faline: Yeah. Isn't it wonderful?

The Great Prince: Bambi, a prince awakens before the forest does. If you are late again, I shall have no choice but to...

[Bambi's stomach gurgles]

The Great Prince: What was that?

Bambi: What was what?

[his stomach gurgles again, and he laughs nervously]

Bambi: I guess it was my stomach.

The Great Prince: Then you should eat.

[Bambi pauses confused]

The Great Prince: Oh, well, I suppose I should find you something to eat.

[the prince digs up some snow revealing a nearly dead plant]

Bambi: Ehh. No thank you.

The Great Prince: Have you ever tried it?

Bambi: Well, no.

The Great Prince: Then how do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?

Autumn Bliss: Aren't we in a good mood today?

Bambi: I know, I just feel so, I don't know, you know?

Autumn Bliss: Is it

[whisper]

Autumn Bliss: , Carl?

Bambi: You know about Carl?

Autumn Bliss: Of course sweetie, Daphne told me. Oh, doesn't he sound like a cutie.

Bambi: Oh he is. It's just I've never felt like this before. I think I'm in love.

Autumn Bliss: Love? Wow, what is that feel like?

Bambi: Oh, well um, at first, I can't get him out of my mind, you know? And then I get this feeling in my stomach. And my heart just pumping really hard and... And it's hard for me to breathe and... And I get this headache, it's just so AWESOME you know?

Autumn Bliss: Wow, that's exactly how I felt after my first double penetration!

Bambi: You call your son Angel Boy cos in the bricks, the softer the name, the harder the man. But Gideon was hard. And you were hard. And your daddy was hard. And look at us. Deceased, derelict, departed. And you swear, Angel Boy won't end up a savage. Dead, smiling on a T-Shirt. He won't work the corner. He won't work the curb. He won't want to be the emperor under this dark Imperial highway. Because monarchs are not elected around here. They're made with a gun. And they reign only until it rains... all over.

Bambi: In the hood you carry truth in your heart while reality stays stashed outside. Your heart says, "Don't kill." The hood says, "Kill." Your heart says, "Think before you act." The hood says, "React." But you're all alone when one of those reactions lands you behind bars, going over every little thing in the darkness. And it's easy to recognize your truth in retrospect. What's hard is being true in the moment. Even if it kills you.

Bambi: He was on the way from church, five years old, when he saw his first dead man. A loud deacon. He knew everything about Jesus and nothing about blackjack. Then suddenly he was Sunday quiet. "See how easy it is to change things?" my uncle said to him. "This is power, my boy." He knew then that no daddy was Superman. And no baby mama was Wonder Woman. That shit was bullshit.

Howard Duckell: [Stacy and Bambi emerge from the water, and look at him seductively] That was... great.

Stacy: But what about us?

Bambi: We're not finished yet.

Howard Duckell: Just gimme a couple of minutes... to... you know, uh...

[He gets an idea]

Howard Duckell: Actually, tell me how this feels.

[He looks at Stacy, and begins to work his powers on her]

Stacy: How what feels?

[She begins to feel Howard's powers taking effect, and backs against the side of the hot tun in sexual pleasure]

Stacy: Oh! Oh my God, that's incredible!

[She moans, and grabs onto the side of the hot tub]

Stacy: Oh! Oh my God!

[Her moaning intensifies]

Stacy: Oh my God!

Bambi: [Stacy is still moaning from the pleasure that Howard was giving her with his mind] But I, I don't, I don't get it.

[Howard works his powers on her, giving her the same psychic pleasure as he's giving Stacy, causing her to moan]

Bambi: Oh I, oh I get it. Oh I get it!

[She moves to join Stacy at the side of the hot tub]

Howard Duckell: [Mentally] You two will have the most intense orgasm you've ever felt, when you hear the word "now".

[He looks on lustfully as their moans intensify]

Stacy, Bambi: [In unison] I'm... I'm... Oh I'm... I'm...

Howard Duckell: You sure are! Nnnnnnnnnn-

[Howard is snapped out of his daydream, and realises he's still stood in the garden with Stacy, Bambi, and his sister Paula]

Paula Duckell: You're still here?

Howard Duckell: What? Oh! I'm going, I'm going! I was just... imagining something.

Paula Duckell: Well you can go, now.

[Stacy and Bambi have powerful orgasms, and moan and writhe in ecstasy on the sun loungers]

Paula Duckell: What the hell was that?

Stacy: I don't know, but it was good.

Bambi: Very good.

Paula Duckell: [to Howard] Get outta here! Now!

[Stacy and Bambi start orgasming again]

Paula Duckell: Stop stop stop, both of you stop it, that's disgusting! Quit it! Quit it now!

[the girls orgasm again, and Howard leaves]

Stacy: [Mid-orgasm] Oh my God!

Howard Duckell: [Looking out the window at Stacy and Bambi, who are sunbathing] Hi ladies. You know, you girls would get a much better tan without those nasty little tops on.

Bambi: [to Stacy] You know, I hate tan lines.

Stacy: Me too.

Howard Duckell: [the girls start pulling their bikini tops off] Yes... yes...

[the girls finally cast the bikini tops away, revealing their boobs]

Howard Duckell: YES! Wooo! Boobies boobies boobies! Boobies boobies boobies! I'm seein' boobies, they're in my own back yard! Boobies boobies boobies!