Sing Quotes in Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

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Sing Quotes:

  • Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!

    Sing: I never knew you were so deep.

  • Sing: No more soccer!

  • Sing: I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!

    Sing's Sidekick: [looks up] Ice cream!

    [leaves]

    Sing: Where?

    [follows]

  • Sing's Sidekick: You gave him your life savings?

    Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace.

  • Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone?

    Sing: I've always thought about it.

  • Sing: [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen a free ice cream before?

    [runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]

  • The Beast: What is the name of your technique?

    Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you!

  • Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.

    [throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]

    Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.

    [stands beside sidekick]

    Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]

    Sing: Ack!

    [stands beside sidekick]

    Sing: Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.

    Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]

    Landlady: Who threw a handle?

    Sing: Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.

    Sing's Sidekick: [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]

    Sing: You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?

    Sing's Sidekick: Try whistling. I've heard that helps.

    Sing: [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips]

  • Sing: NO SOCCER!

  • Sing: Wow, that's a big fist!

  • Sing: Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?

    Landlady: [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fat woman, my ass!

    Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang!

    Landlady: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!

    Sing: Boss!

    Landlady: [slaps him] Boss, my ass!

    Sing: You have to pay our medical bills!

    Landlady: Bills, my ass!

    Sing: We're on the same side!

    Landlady: Same side, my ass!

    Sing: A snake!

    Landlady: Snake, my ass!

  • [the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot]

    Soccer Boy: Wow, can you teach me that?

    Sing: Sure, lesson ONE!

    [pops the ball, the little boy starts crying]

  • Sing: [after noticing the Two Harpists carrying their covered-up harp on their back]

    Sing: They look like two gravediggers taking one of their customers for a walk.

  • [talking to a TV camera]

    Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.

  • Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.

  • Sing: [singing] Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns - what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty.

  • Sing: I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!

  • Sing: Why do you look like E.T.?

    Mui: You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes.

  • Sing: [to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul.

    Hooking Leg (Second Brother): Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!

    [picks up a cleaver]

  • Sing: [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!

    Golden Leg Fung: I'm the referee! I won't stop them!

    Sing: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!

    Golden Leg Fung: [blows his whistle] You! Out of the game!

    Sing: Have you gone nuts?

    Golden Leg Fung: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!

    Sing: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!

    Golden Leg Fung: The final soccer game is a war.

  • Sing: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!

  • Sing: I said... that's no way to kick.

    Golden Leg Fung: You think you can do better?

    Sing: There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.

  • Sing: That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?

  • Team Gangster Player: My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby.

    Sing: Can't she wait till the game's over?

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