Admiral Seasholtz Quotes in Fanboys (2009)

Hutch: What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?

Admiral Seasholtz: [Replies in fluent Klingon]

Linus: I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory.

Admiral Seasholtz: Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device.

Linus: I believe it was the Captain's log.

Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?

Windows: Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.

Admiral Seasholtz: Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.

Linus: Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.

Hutch: Beside's you.

Admiral Seasholtz: Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?

Linus: Captain Picard.

Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British.

Windows: [in a swishy voice] Come on. "Make it so!"

Admiral Seasholtz: Just take a look-see here.

Hutch: What's with the man-purse?

Admiral Seasholtz: Yep. As I thought, scanner reads "douche bag."